WRESTLING IS REAL...Life is Fake: GOSFORDMANIA II

Gday

Well, Newy Pro said they would come back and sure enough, last Saturday night, 18 April, they did and we had what im gonna call GosfordMania 2....and a grouse time was had by all...even those fkn numbnuts that yell out inane shit that only they get ...
speaking of yelling inane shit, let me just have a whinge for a sec, I have to ask, if you dont like wrestling, and it certainly appears that these fkn intelligentsia dont, or if they do, they got a funny way of showing it, why would you waste coin on a ticket , sure they were having a hoot, but they were giving people around 'em the shits, and some of the stuff they said during the girls tag and when Madison was in the ring, was just wrong, I just dont get it....wonder why they bother?...never happened at the Hordern in the 70's or even Reveseby workers back in the 80's...

The curtain jerker for the evenings entertainment was, once again, the leader of the Pink Nation, "SwagZilla" Sean Kustom, who has got himself a nice shiny belt since last time we saw him at the Gosford Arena, and he was going up aginst a guy I hadnt ever seen, or heard of, for that matter before, a fella called Insta Graham, who quiet frankly, looks like the love child of El Generico and Dasher Hatfield, Insta made his way around ringside, stopping for the occasional selfie with the masses....the bell rang and it was on. I have to say that young Kustom is smooth in almost a Randy Orton-ish way, nothing seems like a effort, his dropkicks are off the charts brilliant, hell, all his stuff is pretty damn good. Insta didnt suck either to be fair, but after some pretty good work, the Middleweight Champ got the pin...great start

The leader of The Blue Nation, Adam Hoffman, with his Blue Floozies in tow and he was going up against Bee Boy who just came back from the states after a few shows over yonder...I like Bee Boy , his got that Chikara feel to him, having said that, I could watch Hoff wrestle nearly all day, I think Hoff was chucking in a few heelish moments just to see if the crowd noticed, I certainly did, but then I think the 4 Nations are a class heel group and should wrestle everywhere that way, but thats just me waving my "mark" card I guess, I a firm beleiver in maintaining a character across various feds, and I say this due to the intraweb shrinking the wrestling world, ANY WAY...Bee Boy was flying all over assundry, but Hoff hit a 450, got the 3 count, the Floozies got all excited and they shook on it and parted company

The Four way dance was announced and the last participant out, the local legend, one Concrete Davidson, who got the pop of the night I reckon, I might be byast...Davo was up against the Blue Oni, if someone could tell me what a Oni is, would be much appreciated, also in the match was the fella he grappled last time here at the Gosford Arena, Brian "The Heat" Seeker and a young fella called Matt Diamond who after a few years off after a powerbombing through a table hurt his back, was also included in the proceedings, Diamond, who I first saw at The Cube when he was tagging with Robbie Eagles in "The Lightspeed Express" (and I bought the dvd) is quite frankly off the chart amazing...one of those rare gravity defying fellas...actually gravity defying dont cover it...he floated is more like it.

Davo and Matt took a crack at some crowd popping moves, Concrete pulled off, what i now refer to as, the Concrete Pylon Power Bomb...at one point, I saw young Matt limp back through the curtain, I figured he musta done a hammy or his back or something, WRONG, ten seconds later he came flying across the stage and hit a flip somersault plancha (or something) on his opponents that made the crowd go WTF, LOL and all those abbreviations...sheer brilliance

After much tussling , grappling and athletic endeavour, the mighty Concrete got the pin...BUT...keep an eye on Diamond..just wow.

I tweeted before the show the hashtag #BonzasGonnaStretchYou, and sure enough the Newy Pro champion and leader of the Red Nation, tied his six pack flashing opponent in knots, Bonz hit him with a couple of clotheslines that looked bloody near fatal, sure Spencer got in some offence, but, there was no doubt that Bonz was gonna slap him, and sure enough, in a very slick move, Bonza tied his opponent up in a four leaf clover-ish manouvre and beat him for the win...

.I been a fan of Bonz for a few years now, and I reckon he wouldnt of looked out of place during the "golden era" alongside Ronny, Larry and their co-horts

this match wasn't advertised, so it was a middle of the show "dark match" if you will, Matt Rogers was in a tag last time he was here with Chris Hermes v The Alpha's , this time he had a single against some westie from "Minnoh" called JT Robinson, who had a flash set of daks I must say, and he did give "Full Impact " a tussle or three, but, Full Impact was having none of it and commenced to proceed to slap Mr Minto around and in the end got the 3

Came time for Rachel Rose and her tag partner, the shiela that drives you into a frenzy, the sheila called Shazza Mckenzie, to tussle with Adam Hoffman two biggest fans "The Blue Floozies" the coasts very own, Charli Evans and her partner Jessica Troy....and it wasnt a bad match to be fair, some of Jessica's moves were , to my eyes, a tad unsure, but that will improve with time, and cudos to Shimmer veteran and occasional PWWA champ Shazza for leading the way and putting on a pretty good match...even if Shazza and Rachel won..BOO HISS..evil heels

The main event of the evening, for the PWA tag team championship, YEP, I said the PWA Tag belts , you know the ones usually tussled over at the Casula Powerhouse, them omes ...anyway.....This fued has been going for yonks, The Neo Sovereign Revolution v Moretti and Madison have been tearing up the Powerhouse at Casula, The Cube at Campbelltown and now the Gosford Arena ... and if you appreciate aussie wrestling, and I do, it was Ronnie Miller and Larry O'dea ( with some help from Lewin, Curtis and Tex McKenzie, am I showing my age?) that got me hooked then this was a dream match for you, four of the best ever, including the Queen of SHIMMER, in one ring at approximately the same time, well, it was lucha rules you see, and cheeky bloody Moretti used all his tricks including and not withstanding, the Sweaty Ball Atomic Elbow, Madison, Robbie and good old "Crossface Orange" Ryan turned it up and went for it, planchas, topes, and all those other mexican delicacies, were on display for the appreciative masses, BUT, you just knew that The Green Nation would get by on some chicanery and they did, one belt shot later and they retained their titles

Another top night put together by the Newy pro guys, best get some dvds sorted guys, I wouldnt mind some for the collection...and the crowd was into it, which is a good sign that they may make us a regular gig, which I wouldn't complain about ...although Im gonna change my seat, and get away from the dipsticks.