WOO and also HOO , wrestling returned to the local entertainment establishment ...and it was Newy Pro and Im a huge Newy Pro fan ...so I frequented the hostilities
The kickoff for the evening was a member of "the Armada" Michael Spencer vs a bloke id not had a chance to see yet, a member of "The Velocities" Jude "the Dude" London
, Spencer took the time to inform the assembled throng that he was the prince of wrestling and we should all prostrate ourselves upon his entrance ,
yeah bollocks buddy, Jude on the other hand was a ball of speed and got stuck straight in , Spencer kept trying to ground him and succeded a time or two ,
but Jude took the air and defied gravity like a champion, then after a couple of lethal injection attempts ,
The Dude hit a Atomico Sling blade for the 3 count...crcking debut, hope he comes back.....PS they even did wrestles with the lights out , speaking of which , the lights got a pop from the crowd when they decided to cooperate.
Yep, the bruiser from the Blue Mountains ( winning the Big Mike lookalike contest) Jay law was out next and
he was taking on Gorgeous Georges great great grandaughter, the rather flamboyant , from Oxford St, Ricky South
aw was a tad grumpy and threw his weight around with clotheslines and slams, Ricky on the other hand tormented the crap out Law, blowing kisses and such like
, and then to finish it off, hit Jay with a stylish clash and a powerslam for the win
....oh yeah the winner gets a heavyweight title shot
First out came , I believe they called themselves "The Babes" (cant see it myself )
, Harley Wonderland and Carter Deam's and they took on
#SMS members Facebrooke and Unsocial Jordan...now, the babes were outstanding in their heeldom , they absolutely confounded the zebra (who i'm fairly sure was on work experience) what a clueless dolt
....missed more evil stuff that the vice squad in the 70s ...geez, ARGHHHHHH...
anyway, Carter wasnt a bad worker to be fair but in the end Harley got the pin over Facebrooke for the win.
Big fudge and jt Robinson were gonna stoush to try and halt their losing streaks
, Robbo ( 1 year) Fudge (forever)...
Fudge got robbo on the ropes and tried for a belly to back suplex but robbo was a bit too heavy , he locked in a white noise slam and pinned fudge to end his run of crap luck
....kids went awww poor fudge, I went , time to turn into a whiny heel buddy and sneak your way to a few wins
I have to say Im a bit stoked that Full Force has the strap, wish he would make his mind up if his a heel or not , stay grumpy by all means , but unstraddle that fence fella
.....and he was going up against another sms'er SNAPCHAD...Chad looked keen and was up for it , but really, how keen can you be to get slammed , shoulder blocked , clotheslined and generally pounded on by Full Force for a half hour
, Chad mask must of been too tight , anywhoo, Rogers bashed him into a pinning predicament for the win,
Rogers next victim apparently s Ricky South who gets the honor by beating Jay law, methinks his gonna get mashed into a fine paste , but you never know.
Now I have to admit to being a bit of a fan of masked wrestlers , just not all of them , so when I saw that 4 Nations (Bonza & Hoffman) were goona go all four horseman on those babbling nimrods Jaun Direction , I was most stoked , I was gonna see a slaughter
...and the Nation boys statted off hot . pounding and stretching whichever Jaun they had hold of , At this point I must wonder allowed if Adam Hoffman is bionic ,
that arm protector of his looked lethal, anyway, the dancing fools got a bIt of action going until Hoffman hit a Arn Anderson quality spinebuster on one Juan, it was at this point those boy band wannabees crotched Hoffman on the top turnbuckle and snuck a pin in over Bonza to qualify
...I was nearly as pee'd off as the Nation, I would imagine.
Main event time . Newy Pro middleweight title , Conco vs Wahlberg....Matty was out first wearing a Central Coast Bears shirt and commenced to cut a promo about us not having a NRL team, whIch was fine, then he turned on the Mariners ,
well,I been a Mariners member for years so that was me done , he must of read my mind, which was saying, shut up and wrestle you loudmouth bogan nufty, oh yeah AND they'd nicked Concretes pushie (b*sta*ds)
The Champ was out next which shut up stupid and his mates , the match commenced and the whole timeWahlbergs mates tried to help out , the trainee zebra didnt help , geez what a plonk,
BUT Conco prevailed , he hit The Red Cup Kid with numerous Hammers and Concrete pylon power bombs ( you can call em electric chairs if you like)
and even with Harley and Carter hanging around ringside ,
Wahlberg got slapped and the ref counted 3 ( which is about all he can count i reckon) Conco got his pushie back, and The Babes left whinging
....AS IT SHOULD BE
PS ..Matty Wahlberg is one of the best heels ive seen in ages and since I been going to matches since 19 and 69 thats high praise from a jaded old bugger like me...keep it up son , you took me out of my head their for a bit ...good job.
Also got to meet Unsocial Jordan and Jude the Dude took a pic for us (thats not a selfie , right?)
also my inner magpie took over and i grabbed some shiny newy pro pins, and then my alter ego Recking Ball got to meet Big Fudge , it was a deadset mask appreciation-a-thon
Top night of Newy pro entertainment ...Seeya next time
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