Once again Newy pro and the talent thereof descended on Central Coast leagues for yet another sterling night of wrestling action...yes I said wrestling...
Anyway to the action
First time Ive got to see Demi Bennett, who by the way is from Souf Orstralya, so I guess she must be a Riot City girl....Demi was heeling it up, once again I dunno if this is her normal state of being, but she done a good job as a smart arse heel...the girls got stuck in after The Queen of Gosford, got a couple of bags of cookies from a fan at ringside as a pressie, which Demi used as a international object, didnt do her any good , Charli outsmarted her every which way, Demi even resorted to calling out Jessica Troy , you know, the other Blue Floozie to try and screw job a victory BUT Charli was too good and hit a flatliner for the win....your winner Charli F'N Evans......P.S The Chick that drives them into a frenzy, the chick called Shazza Mackenzie, was at ringside, she shoulda stuck her fourpence in, an opportunity to fan the flames of the PWWA title picture was missed..but whatever.
Then it was time for the leader of the Blue Nation, one quick question, how big is the various populations of the various nations?..I mean Hoffmans had 3 people but Charli and Jess seem to be having a blue (sorry) ANYWAY... Hoff was up against Woolongongs favourite son (I guess) one Michael Spencer, and it was a bit of a cracker to be fair, lots of very very good wrestling and after a bit, Hoffman invoked the spirits of Tully and Arn and went to work on a bodypart, in this case , Spencers knee, I picked it like a broken nose, I said to Rabbits Lover, Hoff is getting this with a leglock, close enough , after Spenny banged his knee Hoff locked on a kneebar and got the 3 count
Next up was what could be considered the sleeper of the night , AND for the first time since Newy Pro started coming to CCLC, Instagraham cut a promo, clearly UnSocial Jordan is having a positive effect on the InstaDude ANYWAY...The respective leaders of the Green and Pink Nations Sean Kustom and Mick Moretti (and their respective shiny gold belts) came to the ring and heeled it up for all and assundry to boo in their general directions....The Social Media Studs were out next, I believe that this was Jordans second visit to the Coastal Arena, by all means correct me if im wrong, and he (and Insta) were over like an over thing, and it was a helluva tag match, Jordan and Graham were flying around like lost luchadors and the heels done their thing and cut the ring beautifully, NOW, to the bloody referee, this dummy gets dragged out of the ring on the two count by The Lime Lizard, sorry, The Green Dragon and Moretti punched him a time or two as well,
SO, how does Swagzilla get the 3 count on the Studs when he shoulda been DQ'ed, Am I over thinking this?...probably anyway the #DirtyHeels got the win
Now I dont normally associate Robbie Eagles with comedy, but his that good at every aspect of the business, I guess comedy is part of it, so he'd have to be good at it....First out was the bloke from the 1st cave on the left ( his moved a couple of times) Caveman Ugg, speaking of comedy, him copying what the ring announcer was doing was beyond brilliant, and to be fair Ugg can go in the ring too, Robbie and him looked like they were having a heap of fun, but they chucked in a few 2 counts with respective kickouts, Robbie got the win with a 640 splash..crackin good fun.
Has Matt Rogers swapped philosophies again ?, im certain he was a face last time he was in Gosford, BUT as soon as he hangs around with "Dreamboat", gets a mohawk hairdo and purple highlights on his gear he becomes a heel, must be that evil Chris Hermes warping his mind, BUT they got a team name now, and similar ring gear so I guess this could be permanent-ish...so cool, and to be fair, they are a helluva team, lots of heat on Hermes and lots of wow factor on Rogers, Dane and Olly ( who was making his debut ) are both from the sunny Central Coast so they were over-ish by the way, to be fair it was a damn good tag match, sadly Olly debuts was turned into a nightmare by DreamForce ( yeah I know shocking pun)
When this to-do was announced at the previous Gosfordmania and the date it was announced I was overly stoked, not only was I getting two of my favourites Aussie wrestlers in one match, it was happening on my birthday, ( i wont tell you my age, but I went to my first match in 1968 after finishing a day in second grade, so you do the math, if you can).
My first concern was that all the leaders of the various Nations would insert their moneys worth and Concrete would get screwed out of a win, BUT, nup, didnt happen, and Davo got the first shot over Bonza's bow when he informed the assembled masses that Jack was actually from "The Northern Beaches" which aint nowhere near Lisarow for you geographically disadvantaged out there, the boys got into it, punches, kicks, low blows , garbage can shots , steel chairs, which crumbled on impact, thats how strong Concrete is, but they chucked in a variety of stunning suplexes as well, their was one thing that was highly entertaining during the match, it appeared that the Davidson Concreting Company arrived en masse to cheer their fearless leader to victory, I was near the merch table and Concrete shifted more merch in 10 minutes than anyone shifted all night ...to quote the famous line, "his merch was flying off the shelves" except there were no shelves , but you get my point, thye were chanting their leader to the win at full volume, of that you can be assured , and it worked as try as hard as Bonz did , Concrete got him up in the, what I call, The Concrete Pylon Bomb and slammed through a table for the 3 count, the joint went POP
AND Concrete hit the merch table and a mass selfie ensued...a truly outstanding end to the evenings entertainment ...ALL HAIL YE OLDE TIME STRONG MAN.
and once again as is my want , I hit the Nostalgia Now table fairly hard and got 3 more Mexican Sunscreens to add to the collection..and they are Atlantis, Dragon Rojo and
Hooligan.
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